i'm back for round two
two vw bugs sit in a drive way the new bug says to the old bug "your old and im new, im yellow your blue that make me better than you." a man gets into the old bug and starts it up. the old bug replies "an old bug is better than a dead bug and no bugs better than a dead bug." the old bug drives away the new one thinks to hard and won't run so he's promptly sold to a junkyard.
moral: old is as good as new. but the new can be out smarted to.
im still wirking on it but i got some idea how to spin it.