twice in one day this better count seperate

there once was a bear that could take it or leave it he had taken to drinking alone at a bar all day then coming home in a stupor put his elbows through the windows, kick over the umbrella stand and passout on the floor, causing great distress to his wife and kids.eventualy he saw the error of his ways and he gave up the drink. now when he had company he lectered the ill affects of the drink and to prove his new found strength he would turn cart wheels in the living room, putting his elbows through windows, kicking over the umbrella stand and passing out on the floor. causing great distress to his wife and kids

moral:its better to fall on your face than to lean to far backwards.