Fake Commercials 
Wednesday, 09 March 2011

Scene 1: A college student gets a text sent to his cell phone from his girlfriend saying, “IT’S OVER!” He looks over to his bed to find a stack of home work that has a sticky note that reads, “Due 2/28/11,” and he looks at the calendar in his phone that says it’s the 2/27/11.

 

Narrator: Ever feel like you need to escape the reality of life?

 

Scene 2: The student grabs his cell phone and throws it and goes to his pile of homework, and throws it all over the room.

 

Narrator: Feel like there’s no light at the end of your tunnel?

 

Scene 3: the student is sitting on the edge of his computer chair sweating really and breathing really hard. Then the camera goes down showing that the student is cutting a piece of rope with a steak knife.

 

Narrator: Wish all your problems would just go away?

 

Scene 4: The college student is standing on top of a chair with a noose around his neck. While he is standing there the student is crying his eyes out. Then his roommate walks into the dorm. He starts yelling, :”WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” The student that just got broken up with yells back, “my life is ruin. My girlfriend broke up with me and I have a pile of homework that’s bigger than the empire state building.” The roommate yells back, “Will try this, it will take away all your stress and pain away.”  

 

Narrator: Well, we have the solution to all your problems! Marijuana is legalized and we have the world’s biggest supply of it. If you’re ever feeling blue and you need to take a trip out of this world call and get your supplies of Chronic.

 

Scene 5: The two students are sitting in the middle of the room, telling each other about there problems and laughing about there problems. While they are doing that they are sharing a joint.

 

Narrator: Chronic is marijuana that is transported from Amsterdam. The united states have passed a law legalizing this stuff that’s making people ask if this is real? Will it is very real. Call and see for yourself, and if you call within the next 30 seconds, with your order you can get a pack of twenty-four rolled blunts.

POSTED BY: Jesus Lopez AT 02:21 pm   |  Permalink   |  E-mail this

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