Commercial for Commercial Be-gone

Smiley Face Productions

Commercial Be-Gone

[Boy sitting on a couch watching T.V.]

Kid:                 [Say with a frustrated tone.] Why are there so many commercials on T.V.?

Announcer:     Are you sick of these annoying commercials when you are watching T.V.                                                                 or listening to the radio? Well, we have the thing for you, Commercial Be-gone. Yes we know we are annoying.

Kid:                 [Say with an upset voice] You’ve got the right.

Announcer:     Yes we only have commercials to drive you crazy, and we are always trying to sell you something. But, I guarantee we will get rid of your annoying commercials just ask some of our loyal customers. 

Customer:           I use to watch T.V. and it took me hours to watch one show. Now with commercial Be-Gone I don’t even know what is going on in the world. I can’t even see this commercial. It takes me and 5 minutes to watch and hour long show it is great!

Dumb lady:         I watched T.V. all the time to watch my favorite shows like Toys are US commercials and Pro-Activ Commercials. But with commercial Be-Gone I can’t even watch my favorite shows it is just other lame stuff.  Now I don’t watch T.V. anymore it really works!

Announcer:        Look at all our happy Customers with Commercial Be-Gone and it is so easy to use.  All you have to do is Turn on the T.V. take the easy applied Gel and rub it all over your screen. It takes 5 minutes to dry and you will start noticing the difference in seconds.  You will have commercial free T.V. Guarantee. For the radio you just take the gel and rub it all over the faceplate of your car stereo. It will dry in 2 minutes and you will also start noticing the Results in Seconds.

Announcer:        [Say very quickly] Side effects of using this gel on the T.V. are your screen disintegrating your Radio breaking and your car randomly exploding. Also do not get this on your skin because it may lead to serious health issue and then Death. These side effects only happen 99.9% of the time. So please use caution when using this product.

Announcer 2:     Buy Commercial Be-Gone today we guarantee it works. It is only 3 low payments of $20.00 a month. Shipping and Handling not included. Just call our number to order

1-800-555-6823. We guarantee this product will eliminate those nasty commercials, just call and order today.