Friday, 16 October 2009
What if zombies were real? What would you do?
Well it really depends on what kind of zombies they are. There are a few different kinds of zombies. There are zombies that come out at night and hide during the day; kinda like the zombies in the book I Am Legend (Good book. Way better than the movie). They are pretty much zombie vampires. And there are zombies that just don’t give a fuck. There always out and about trying to eat people.
I haven’t really given this situation much thought but after reading I Am Legend I pretty much know what to do. In the book, the guy has every thing all planned out. During the day he goes out and looks of food, ammunition for his guns, gets gas for his car, and tries to send out radio signals to try to find other people that are not zombies. And at night he stays in his house, drinks a lot, and listens to music really loud. I would do pretty much the same thing. But to keep myself from being bored and from losing my mind I would go out and hunt zombies. I have the perfect zombie killin tools such as a machete, chainsaw, shovels, and a ton of baseball bats (metal bats work the best, they last longer than wood ones). My favorite weapons would have to be the machete and the baseball bat. When using the machete there is only one way to get rid of the zombie. Cut the head off. Its the best way to know if a zombie is dead. And The baseball bat is for some one that wants to get their anger out while killing zombies at the same time. You pretty much use the same tactics at the machete. Go for the head!
There are some rules that you need to follow in order to keep from getting eaten. I recently discovered these rules when I went and saw the movie Zombieland. There are a lot of rules that you need to follow to keep yourself from being eaten but there are a few that are very important. Cardio: This one is very important. Stay fit. Fat people cant run from zombies. Double tap: This one is more is a must know. When killing zombies make sure it is dead. Shoot it twice in the head if you are not sure that is dead. You don’t want to shoot a zombie and start celebrating and have the zombie come back up and kill you. Kill with efficiency: Use guns only if you have to. Guns run out of bullets so when you are being chased your best bet is to use blunt objects, and things that will for sure destroy the brain. These are only a few out of millions of rules to follow in case of a zombie apocalypse. There is actually a zombie hand book that tells you every thing you need to know about that kind of shit.
I don’t really believe in zombies but if for any reason there happens to be zombies I know pretty much got it covered.
