Thro: “Bahaha! I’m a genius!”
Diablo: “Yeah, well, it only worked because you’re a troll.”
BATTLE SEQUENCE!
Skrap is all alone on the battle field.
Minion 1: “All by your lone some, eh boy?”
Minion 2: “Hehehe…let’s carve him up!”
Diablo: “No, leave him! He’s mine!”
Minion 1: “Y-yes Sir!”
Diablo: “Long time no see boy, how’s that wife of yours?”
Skrap: “Phuck you, you son of a BOAR!”
Diablo: “Oh, ouch, heh. You remember how we met, don’t ya boy? Good times those; I remember that particular trade very well. You know that was also the day I lost half my legion…”
Skrap: “Wait? What? Backup! Trade? What trade!?”
Diablo: “Oh! You don’t know? And here I assumed you all were chummy buddies with each other! Well I best no tell you then…”
Skrap: “NO! Tell me you CORK SUCKER! The truth, all of it!”
Diablo: “Well, if you insist…You see…it starts like this…Thro Pryns and your capricious leader Zero are distantly related. One day Thro summoned and contracted me, trading his parent’s lives and very souls for the powers he now has. Zero though, stepped in and defeated him and saved his parents. But I needed my sacrifice or I and my minions would be allowed to roam the earth unabated for 1,000 year. So a trade was incorporated, his parents for your wife and child.”
Skrap: “LIES!!”
Diablo: “Why lie when the truth is so delicious? You know this to be the truth boy; I can see it in your eyes, just as lovely as the fear in your family’s eyes as me and my minions devoured them piece by piece.”
Skrap’s Child: “Ahhh! Daddy! You’re home!”
Skrap’s Wife: “Welcome home honey…How was your day?”
Skrap: “Fine, yours?”
Skrap’s Wife: “Me and Isabella went to the market today. Got your shovel from the smith.”
Skrap: “Oh yeah? What he say?”
A demon is watching Skrap and his family.
Zero: “You can have two others, not these two. I understand that without the necessary sacrifices you will be free to roam the earth. I have two candidates ready you can take them. Only them, I’ll be watching Diablo.”
Back to Skrap and his family.
Skrap: “Alright, I’ll see you tonight, I love you!”
Skrap’s Wife: “Alright, I love you too. Oh! Don’t forget to get milk.”
After Skrap has left a demon arrives at his house and his wife answers the door.
Maria: “Oh, hello there, may I help you?”
Demon: “Yes, you may…Is your husband here?”
Maria: “No, he’s at work…but I’m sure he’ll be here any minute…”
Demon: “Oh, that’s quite alright, we can wait…”
Maria: “Dear lord in heaven…”
Isabella: “Mommy, is it Daddy?”
Maria: “Isabella! Run!!”
Isabella: “Mommy?!”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Watcher Demon: “It’s done master…”
Master: “Alright, come back home.”
Skrap arrives home. The front door is wide open and there’s a pool of blood running out of it. The welcome mat is soaked with blood.
Skrap: “Blood? What the hell is blood doing here?!”
Skrap: “M…Maria? Isabella? Gah! L-let go! Ahh! Mmph…mm!”
Diablo: “Oh? What do we have here? She never said anything about a third sacrifice…So I wonder what I should do with you. I could always feed you to my legion, like the other two…”
Skrap: “Mmph…”
Skrap is struggling against the stuff that Diablo has bound him with and it’s working to the point that he breaks the bonds.
Diablo: “Hey…Stop that…Y-your not…You’re a human! You’re not supposed to be able to do that! Agh!”
ANOTHER BATTLE SEQUENCE COMMENSES!!
